How smart/Witty are you? 24 short questions to test you, (every answer gets at least 1 thumbs up)?

1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?



2. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?



3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?



4. Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?



5. Why is abbreviated such a long word?



6. Why is a boxing ring square?



7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?



8. Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?



9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?



10. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?



11. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?



12. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?



13. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?



14. If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?



15. If you take an Asian person and spin him around several times does he become disoriented?



16. What do people in China call their good plates?



17. What do you call a male ladybug?



18. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?



19. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?



20. If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?



21. You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of it?



22. If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?



23. If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?



24. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?How smart/Witty are you? 24 short questions to test you, (every answer gets at least 1 thumbs up)?
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Can't stop laughing! Now here's a question for you, Kamran:

Who is going to pay my drycleaning bill?How smart/Witty are you? 24 short questions to test you, (every answer gets at least 1 thumbs up)?
OOOO Eyes bulging out of head....ugh, DOH!
I lost the will to live.
your the funny one me dear.... was almost wetting myself while reading them!!!!!



*smiles*
he he he

loved it....
23. If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?



This is the only one I want to answer.



I would bet that you see your headlights in your rear view mirror.



Yes, thumbs up for me!
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1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?It doesn't lighten my hair



2. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Really?



3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?



4. Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?They have a Psychic Moral code



5. Why is abbreviated such a long word? To confuse the masses



6. Why is a boxing ring square? Well it was named that after a boxer took one too many jabs. He couldn't tell what shape was what.



7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Because everyone knows zombies are crafty buggers. Don't nail it down and see what happens



8. Why is it that doctors call what they do practice? Because they're still learning



9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? Because rain is heavier than snow



10. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Conspiracy????



11. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?



12. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

No joking here I thought rush hour was actually when traffic was at its peak

13. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why bother when they can catch the real thing



14. If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?no, it becomes a dead kitty =(



15. If you take an Asian person and spin him around several times does he become disoriented? I don't know you tell me



16. What do people in China call their good plates?



17. What do you call a male ladybug? Confused



18. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?



19. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?



20. If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door? To support the lock industry



21. You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of it? Hmmm... I wonder



22. If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?

You don't want to know

23. If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? you create a wormhole in the space time continuum



24. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? Subliminal messaging, fly at your own risk
Those questions are very well known...
1. Sunlight can lighten your hair because sunlight breaks down the molecular layers that absorbs the light and heat. The skin darkens because the natural tanning that occurs is a safety measure to keep the skin from doing the same, breaking down.



2. They are getting ready to yell when it pokes them in the eye!



3. Because air cant get in to dry it!



4. There are no real phychics



5. So it could be abbreviated.



6. Boxers used to fight in a circle on the floor, the boxers were called to the ring, I guess the name just stuck.



7. Dead people twitch and stuff or even sit up!



8. A PRACTICE (with a C) is the work of a professional person, or the process of carrying an idea. This word is a NOUN.



9. Rain is liquid heavier than air, snow is a solid form of water.



10. Something to do with the PH.



11. They make you broke.



12. Cz every ones in a rush to get home.



13. There is but you cant import it in UK or US



14. Thats just silly!



15. That is funny!



16. Djibouti



17. Mr Ladybug ( They are calld Lady birds here!!)



18. Incase they receive a stay of execution at the last minute.



19. You don't need a drivers license you need proof of age. You can drive home and then drink!!



20. For security reasons.



21. Its too heavy.



22. Its made for babies not from babies.



23. Your probably going too fast for the light to pass through the bulb.



24. Teminal means main entry ter路mi路nal



20.
I think my brain is about to combust... overload. haha.



Oh and i can put on mascara with my mouth closed. :]