I bet you can't answer these!?

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why don't we ever see this headline:

Psychic Wins Lottery ?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a 'Broker' ?

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

If people from Poland are called 'Poles', why aren't people from Holland called 'Holes?'

Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack, anyway?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing nightgowns?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When someone asks you, 'A penny for your thoughts, 'and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?

Why are a wise man and wise guy opposites?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence? Think about it.

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as '4's' ?

Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?



Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?



Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?



Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?



Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?



If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?



Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?



Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?



How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?



If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?I bet you can't answer these!?
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

cuz the skin contains melanin which determines our skin color and the more sun it gets the more burned and damaged and darker they get, hair is dead protein and sun bleahes protein i guess? lol



Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Cuz REAL lemon juice will mess up your tounge, seeing as how lemon juice is and acid it is great to clean away juice







If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

yes xD





If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Cuz lust can see everything 0o





Why are a wise man and wise guy opposites?

a wise man is more mature and thinks more clearly and rationaly then a wise guy







Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?

cuz no one wants to sit and count ONE BILLION stars, much easier to touch paint haha







Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?



no, you dont even need a gun, just your fingers





How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?its in his drive way haha







If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If its a leap year they lock it that extra day ;DI bet you can't answer these!?
lol well i enjoyed the questions personally. i love things that make me say Hmmmmmmm. i especially like the last one!!! these question were great. but no , sorry , i could not answer any of these questions. lol
i bet i can! because it feels feels like it!
i do is the longest sentence because you say that at your wedding and you sentence your life away.
love these. I am however, trying to figure this one out.



why does gravity pull everything down...except your shirt?
WAY too many questions
lol a lot of these are funny =p

some of them are funny because its sad that theyre true
Ha. These are great.
The answer to all questions is 42.
You're right.
Yeah I am just too lazy to answer them all....yawn
i could try, but i have to go and wash my hair!
I'll think about the answers and look them up.
WOW tooo many...wow...that's a lot...wow....kinda of busy now...LOL
well...



the sun darkens our skin because of the melanin in it and the melanin in your hair is no longer living so it gets lighter and not darker...



you open your mouth because your brain is focusing on an object going towards your eye, so your muscles in your face cause your mouth to open



lemon juice is made with artificial flavor to make it taste sweeter, and taste does not matter in dish-washing liquid



there are no such thing as psychics...



he keeps you from going broke



holland is not pronounced hole-land, it is pronounced holl-land



we say out of whack because something is acting whack, as in not normal



there is no way to tell because young infants do not have very good memories



women wear the evening gowns from the evening into the night, they dont wear them from night until morning...



because have of the people who wear it arent in love



it disappears!



where do you think they got the saying ';say cheese';?



a race car is not an instrument my friend...



wise guy is being sarcastic



why do look and see mean different things?



no. that doesnt make sense?



the same reason why 12, 13, 14, 15, 16,17,18, and 19 arent pronounced like that



it could be, but what if you wanted to go in alphabetical order?



yes, yes it can...



no because IV in the english language is an abbreviation

who says theres 1 billion stars? theres wayy more!



it is spelled the way it sounds, phon-net-tic



because its still inside the state of hawaii



in case the plane crashes on water!



people smoke there anyway dont they?



they dont...



to make sure youre old enough, and not everyone at a bar is drinking



i dont think so...



haha



maybe its to lock the workers inside? or maybe it was a different building before that... or maybe its a law...



thank you for wasting 15 minutes of my time...
the only question i cant answer or find a reason for or understand is ';'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence? Think about it'; lol someone explain :P