its risen from the dead...
1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
2. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
4. Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?
5. Why is abbreviated such a long word?
6. Why is a boxing ring square?
7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
8. Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?
9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
10. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start?
11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
12. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
13. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
14. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
15. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
16. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
17. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
18. If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?
19. If you take an Asian person and spin him around several times does he become disoriented?
20. Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
21. What do people in China call their good plates?
22. What do you call a male ladybug?
23. What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
24. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
25. Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only 1 bra?
26. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
27. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
28. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
29. Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
30. Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?
31. Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
32. Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
33. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
34. If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?
35. You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of it?
36. If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
37. If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
38. If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
39. If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
40. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
41. Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
42. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
43. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
44. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
45. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?A long *** survey of weird questions?
1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? because the sun wants our hair light and pretty in the summer, and if it doesnt tan your body then you look dead all summer.
2. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? o_O I can, want to see?
3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? its lubricated
4. Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery? Because they dont tell them, other wise they wouldnt get their money
5. Why is abbreviated such a long word?same reason as Ididyourmomlastnight is. =) Jk, idk, they like you to have to take forever writing it.
6. Why is a boxing ring square? Idk? shouldn't it be a circle
7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? to keep out the sicko necrophiliacs
8. Why is it that doctors call what they do practice? What?
9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? Rains heaver so is like bomb drops, and snow flys, so it falls? wow that didnt make sense o_O
10. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start? It has alzheimers and gets confused
11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? I don't, but my mom does, o_O she said she cant think with loud music
12. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? To make the dish liquid taste stronger of lemons incase it gets in your mouth
13. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? He makes you broke for a while
14. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand? little hand was already taken.
15. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Because ....idk lol
16. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? There is?
17. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? %26gt;.%26lt; there should be, but fish are greedy little s h i t s.
18. If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter? Why would you do that to a poor kitty? I think its call animal abuse.
19. If you take an Asian person and spin him around several times does he become disoriented? try it
20. Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? No
21. What do people in China call their good plates? China plates?
22. What do you call a male ladybug? I've wondered that too. but i gues none of them are man enough to be manbugs.
23. What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man? n/a?
24. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? To make it sound better
25. Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only 1 bra? like pair of boobs? iunno
26. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? i guess you can, if you want to go to jail
27. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? To test you.
28. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? because I said so
29. Why are there Interstates in Hawaii? they want to be like the states?
30. Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes? itd be to much weight?
31. Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited? Lol, ummm, idk
32. Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations? no
33. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work? a sled
34. If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?We don't have a 7-11 where I live, but I guess the same reason as walmart. to keep out unwanted people
35. You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of it? They are to lazy
36. If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?freedom, thats why we don't have any even though people think we do
37. If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil? baby pee
38. If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose? yup, and they call it green booger milk
39. If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? you drive faster
40. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM? LMAO good question,
41. Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo? because they switched names
42. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? o_O I though cotton was what shrank
43. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? they did that to be funny
44. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? hmmm
45. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? nvm thought about that.A long *** survey of weird questions?
Lol... I love no 7
1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
2. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
4. Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?
5. Why is abbreviated such a long word? b/c it is (^^)b
6. Why is a boxing ring square?
7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Just incase your mother in-law decides to pay you a visit
8. Why is it that doctors call what they do practice? So they can say when they screw up that they were just practising
9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
10. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start? Windows works backwards
11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? OMG, i didn't realise i did that.. o.O
12. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? The bubbles are edible
13. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? They make you BROKE
14. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand? duh... second hand.. seconds, silly
15. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? evry1's rushing to work because they slept in~
16. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? Mine are called Betty and Cramp
17. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Have you tried mouse before? it doesn't taste as good as the others.. %26lt;.%26lt;
18. If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter? No, just kitty splatter
19. If you take an Asian person and spin him around several times does he become disoriented? Dizzyyyyyy
20. Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? no.... they just got boring talk shows
21. What do people in China call their good plates? ';Awesome China';
22. What do you call a male ladybug? Transvetibug
23. What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man? ';Invisible'; =D
24. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? So you don't die from any desieses......
25. Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only 1 bra? huhhh~~ they are differs, pants go around your butt...
26. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? You don't shoot them, just feed them to te wild animals~ ';On the right we have some Drop Bears, oh! there goes Jae-uk!';
27. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? You can too drink and drive~ nay?
28. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?fonehtik o.O
29. Why are there Interstates in Hawaii? There are interstates in Hawaii~?!
30. Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes? good question... i wanna know that~
31. Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited? fireworks~
32. Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations? well... hypothetically~ AHHHH~~!!! too many questions~ i'm going to blow up~ where's those cigarettes and the gas station gone?
33. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
34. If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?
35. You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of it?
36. If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
37. If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil? keke~ BY SQUEEZING BABIES OF COURSE!
38. If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
39. If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
40. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
41. Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
42. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
43. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
44. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
45. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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yea i like number 7 too. not sure why that is. maybe b/c of the dirt or some bugs might try to get in.
hahahahaha fantastic...i like the way your mind thinks
because the world is fuked up lmao but u do have a very intellectual mind set.
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