Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? ?

1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

2. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

4. Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?

5. Why is abbreviated such a long word?

6. Why is a boxing ring square?

7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

8. Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?

9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

10. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start?

11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

12. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

13. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

14. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

15. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

16. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

17. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

18. Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

19. If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?

20. If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?



22. Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

23. What do chickens think we taste like?

24. What do people in China call their good plates?

25. What do you call a male ladybug?

26. What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

27. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

28. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

29. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

30. Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only 1 bra?

31. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

32. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

33. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? I m hukt on fonix

34. Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?

35. Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?

36. Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?

37. Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?

38. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

39. If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?

40. You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

41. If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?

42. If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?

43. If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?

44 . If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

45. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?

46. Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

47. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

48. What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?

49. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

50. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

51. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?









Ok i just got these off the internet Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? ?
And the most important question of all, why did you steal George Carlin's material without giving him credit? Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? ?
The wonders of the world :) very nice
1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

The Sun acts on melanin differently. The one we have on our heads gets broken down thus lightens the roots of our hair where as the one in our skin gets stimulated and produced abundantly and darkens our skin.

2. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

I think we do it to stretch out our facial skin and muscles so that we put mascara more precisely.

11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

To concentrate

14. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

Second-hand USE

the other question are just too stupid :D rofl


Can you have deja vu and amnesia at the same time?