Interesting questions...something to ponder upon...?

1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

2. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

4. Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?

5. Why is abbreviated such a long word?

6. Why is a boxing ring square?

7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

8. Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?

9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

10. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start?

11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

12. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

13. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

14. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

15. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

16. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

17. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

18. If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?

19. What do you call a male ladybug?

20. What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

21. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

22. Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only 1 bra?

23. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

24. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

25. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

26. Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?

27. Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?

28. If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?

29. You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of it?

30. If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?

31. If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?

32. If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?

33. If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

34. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?

35. Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

36. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

37. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

38. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

39. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

40. Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?



What do you reckon?

Star if you like :DInteresting questions...something to ponder upon...?
Brilliant! Absolutely Brilliant!!!.Interesting questions...something to ponder upon...?
Those Questions are so true...

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i put on mascara with my mouth closed?

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Yes very interesting.
those are pretty funny.
YOU ASKED 40 QUESTIONS UNDER ONE!!!!!!

WHAT A STINGY PERSON YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow. Can you email those to me? I'm gonna use em.
lol gud point about most of them but the black box material can't be used to make the entire plane because then the plane would be too heavy and i know you think airplanes are already heavy and yes but they have the right shape to fly but there still is a limit to the weight just saying

Can Someone answer any of these questions??? hahah?

haha too funny!!



if you have an answer to atleast one. please share..







1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?





2. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?





3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?





4. Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?





5. Why is abbreviated such a long word?





6. Why is a boxing ring square?





7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?





8. Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?





9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?





10. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start?





11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?





12. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?





13. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?





14. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?





15. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?





16. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?





17. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?





18. If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?





19. If you take an Asian person and spin him around several times does he become disoriented?





20. Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?





21. What do people in China call their good plates?





22. What do you call a male ladybug?





23. What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?





24. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?





25. Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only 1 bra?





26. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?





27. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?





28. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?





29. Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?





30. Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?





31. Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?





32. Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?





33. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?





34. If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?





35. You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of it?





36. If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?





37. If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?





38. If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?





39. If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?





40. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?





41. Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?





42. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?





43. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?





44. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?





45. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

















Can Someone answer any of these questions??? hahah?
i can probably only answer the airplane one and that is because that material used to make that black box isn't really made for aerodynamics but as for the rest i can't thingk of a single one...but they made me laugh thoughCan Someone answer any of these questions??? hahah?
yeah. i can answer all of those. Thanks for the points
the plane would be 2 heavy! terminal means end, and at the end of your flight you're at the terminal!
Hey Blondbabi you got waaaay too much time!



Loved em tho



But try these few



4 I knew you'd ask that!

7 To make sure the Mother in Law doesn't escape

13 Coz He sends ya broke silly

15 it bcoz by the time u get home you rush to the can

18 its a good start

39 you'd get to see where you been

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Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? ?

1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

2. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

4. Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?

5. Why is abbreviated such a long word?

6. Why is a boxing ring square?

7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

8. Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?

9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

10. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start?

11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

12. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

13. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

14. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

15. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

16. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

17. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

18. Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

19. If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?

20. If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?



22. Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

23. What do chickens think we taste like?

24. What do people in China call their good plates?

25. What do you call a male ladybug?

26. What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

27. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

28. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

29. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

30. Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only 1 bra?

31. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

32. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

33. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? I m hukt on fonix

34. Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?

35. Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?

36. Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?

37. Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?

38. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

39. If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?

40. You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

41. If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?

42. If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?

43. If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?

44 . If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

45. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?

46. Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

47. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

48. What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?

49. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

50. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

51. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?









Ok i just got these off the internet Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? ?
And the most important question of all, why did you steal George Carlin's material without giving him credit? Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? ?
The wonders of the world :) very nice
1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

The Sun acts on melanin differently. The one we have on our heads gets broken down thus lightens the roots of our hair where as the one in our skin gets stimulated and produced abundantly and darkens our skin.

2. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

I think we do it to stretch out our facial skin and muscles so that we put mascara more precisely.

11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

To concentrate

14. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

Second-hand USE

the other question are just too stupid :D rofl


Can you have deja vu and amnesia at the same time?

I have some random questions...?

1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?



2. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?



3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?



4. Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?



5. Why is abbreviated such a long word?



6. Why is a boxing ring square?



7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?



8. Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?



9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?



10. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start?



11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?



12. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?



13. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?



14. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?



15. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?



16. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?



17. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?



18. If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?



19. If you take an Asian person and spin him around several times does he become disoriented?



20. Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?



21. What do people in China call their good plates?



22. What do you call a male ladybug?



23. What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?



24. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?



25. Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only 1 bra?



26. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?



27. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?



28. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?



29. Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?



30. Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?



31. Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?



32. Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?



33. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?



34. If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?



35. You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of it?



36. If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?



37. If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?



38. If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?



39. If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?



40. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?



41. Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?



42. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?



43. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?



44. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?



45. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?



sorry, just curious...thanx for answering whatever u can!I have some random questions...?
(laugh) thanks this is good for a laugh but for question 44 sometimes it seems that wayI have some random questions...?
Because life wouldn't be as much fun without imponderables
I can't answer any of these questions. Though they are all hilarious.

Thanks for asking.

Answering impossible questions?

smartass answers win %26lt;3



Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle

Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery

Why is abbreviated such a long word

Why is a boxing ring square

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin

Why is it that doctors call what they do practice

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food

If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter

If you take an Asian person and spin him around several times does he become disoriented

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon

What do people in China call their good plates

What do you call a male ladybug

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections

Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only 1 bra

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds

Why are there Interstates in Hawaii

Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes

Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited

Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work

If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of it

If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight

If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil

If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM

Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminalAnswering impossible questions?
our skin is sensitive, hair is rough

it says on the lable (idk)

the inide is made of a material that glue cant stick to

pycics are fake

it just is

otherwise it would be called rounding

whoever made that neccisary was afraid of zombies

they think they are so talented they are not doing there real job yet

rain is heavier than snow, thus falls quiker

bill gates has some loose screws in his head

you think the house is gonna scream its adress at you

when life gives you lemons..........

he used to be broke till he got that job

idk

oppisites atrract...likewise with words

why would there be?

if they made it, cats wouldnt get tired and exterminate ur house of mice

yes, and you would get fined

yes a disoriented oriental

yes because there is no radio frequency called PM

ching yang yin

gentlebug

cue ball

so the executioner dosnt get aids when he has sex with the dead body

who knows

you can and go to prison

just the way the world works

why isnt phone spelled fone?

they want to feel like a real state

only god knows

so you can blow up the store

no

drives his car there, gets in the truck, and drives his car back home

in case the clerk wants to lock himself in

expensive material

fights for freedom

sqeezing babies, baby oil is 100% baby tears and sweat

when you laugh, does urine come out of your nose?

if you are traveling on a bullet train, and shoot a gun, what happens?

just cause your blind dosent mean you cant drive.......duh :p

a boat was originally called a car and a car a ship

they dont, their wool does

they are apart from regular houses

and progress is the oppisite of congress

its where you terminate being in location A, now off to location B





LOL i know some are dumb, or all maybe, but i had to answer these lolAnswering impossible questions?
They dont make airplanes out of the black box because its to heavy to fly.



And as many can tell you congress to day is not doing anything to progress anything but there bank accounts and americas debt and oil dependence.
Ain't no way I'm reading all that.
wow.

thats intense :P
lmao... some of them are really good.



why do we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?
i know right?
-because melenin in your skin and prysthonine in your hair

-we can just dont realize we have them open

-because the glue dries when in contact with air

-coz psychics are full of s**t

-like asking why is there an s in lisp

-because they were hit in the head to much to realize

-to stop people getting in to steal the deads stuff

-hmm good one.....bit scary though (docs prac)

-you turn the volume down to concentrate

-because lemon juice cleans well and its considered a strong taste so artificially not so strong

- coz it counts the seconds....

ok way too many over it but they all have logic answers!

45 interesting questions.?

can you answer them?







1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?





2. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?





3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?





4. Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?





5. Why is abbreviated such a long word?





6. Why is a boxing ring square?





7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?





8. Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?





9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?





10. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start?





11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?





12. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?





13. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?





14. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?





15. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?





16. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?





17. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?





18. If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?





19. If you take an Asian person and spin him around several times does he become disoriented?





20. Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?





21. What do people in China call their good plates?





22. What do you call a male ladybug?





23. What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?





24. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?





25. Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only 1 bra?





26. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?





27. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?





28. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?





29. Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?





30. Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?





31. Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?





32. Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?





33. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?





34. If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?





35. You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of it?





36. If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?





37. If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?





38. If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?





39. If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?





40. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?





41. Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?





42. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?





43. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?





44. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?





45. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

45 interesting questions.?
Because the wizard was eaten by the dragon and that's just the way life happens.

Life's a beach and then you die...

I see you've been watching all the old George Carlen stand-up routines on HBO, late at night.

None of these questions really have any answers, Carlen used them as Rhetorical Questions, to make people think.45 interesting questions.?
I don't think so...
I just got in to really see if you were kidding..!
I would try to...but there's too many.



I'm sure I'll come back to this question later and try to figure them out though.
Not at this hour, kid. WHEEEEW!

Can you answer these questions?

1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?



3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?



4. Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?



5. Why is abbreviated such a long word?



6. Why is a boxing ring square?



7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?



8. Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?



9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?



10. Why is it that to stop (turn off), your computer you have to click on Start?



11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?



12. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?



13. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?



14. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?



15. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?



16. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?



17. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?



18. If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?





20. Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?



21. What do people in China call their good plates?



22. What do you call a male ladybug?



23. What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?



24. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?



26. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?



27. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?



28. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?



29. Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?



30. Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?



31. Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?



32. Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?



33. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?



34. If Walmart is open 24 hours a day,why does it have locks on the door?



36. If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?



37. If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?



38. If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?



39. If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?



40. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?



41. Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?



42. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?



43. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?



44. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?



45. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?Can you answer these questions?
10 - you can also do alt-f4

11 - to concentrate and not be distracted

33- he keeps the snowplough at his house - doh!

37 - they squeeze babies



You have a lot of questions on your mind, buddy!Can you answer these questions?
That's what makes life so interesting.

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