1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
2. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
4. Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?
5. Why is abbreviated such a long word?
6. Why is a boxing ring square?
7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
8. Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?
9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
10. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start?
11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
12. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
13. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
14. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
15. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
16. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
17. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
18. If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?
19. If you take an Asian person and spin him around several times does he become disoriented?
20. Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
21. What do people in China call their good plates?
22. What do you call a male ladybug?
23. What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
24. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
25. Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only 1 bra?
26. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
27. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
28. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
29. Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
30. Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?
31. Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
32. Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
33. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
34. If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?
35. You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of it?
36. If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
37. If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
38. If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
39. If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
40. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
41. Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
42. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
43. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
44. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
45. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?Can u answer these questions remember best answer available and i spent 45 min typin this well good luck?
1. cuz of the melanin in your skin
2. i can
3. becuz they spray it with pam
4. becuz psychics are always wrong
5. it was made before abbreviations were
6. a box is a square isn't it?
7. just in case
8. because they learn new things every day
9. rain is heavier
10. thats the way it was made
11. you need to concentrate
12. you need reallemons to clean dishes
13. gets he takes your money and makes you broker
14. because people only have 2 hands
15. everyone's rushing home, duh!
16. no special name for tops of hands or head either
17. cats don't really like the flavor, just the fun of the chase
18. hahaha, that's funny, lol!
19. yes
20. no, only in the mornings
21. Good America
22. manbug
23. his eyebrow color
24. what if the injectioner get stuck accidentally?
25. i dunno
26. hahaha
27. you have to buy it, drink it later
28. because a lot of words aren't
29. to get places
30. emergency water landing
31. you can still buy them
32. no
33. he keeps the plow at home silly
34. in case they get robbed and have to lock the intruder in until the cops get there
35. it's just too heavy
36. for freedom
37. baby booty
38. of course!
39. you go back in time
40. for people that are blind driving
41. i dunno
42. no additives to tehir wool yet
43. good one
44. YES!
45. hmmm
Here's one for you, Why is is that we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway? Thanks for lightening my day!Can u answer these questions remember best answer available and i spent 45 min typin this well good luck?
riiiiiight...
45 minutes? bored much?
edit: i'm soooo lame i actually took the time to read each and every one of 'em, their funny (somewhat retarded and silly) but still funny.
Lots of questions there mate
good luck on getting someone to answer all these questions lol
Some really good points thou hahaha
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dude, get a life.
i do not know! :)
wow!!! i know the answers for all but damit its too long!!!!!
awww, these aren't YOUR questions.
quit shanking us, eh?
Holy crap, if this wasnt copypasta it would be epic.
alright since you took time to answer i'll take time to find out for you to best of my ability :D
1-sunlight increases the melanin in our skin which makes our skin darker. However, our hair isn't alive - just the roots from where it grows, so it's like bleaching out a material.
2-women can do it with their mouths closed they just dont. when you concentrate hard on something you either clench your lips, bite your tongue or open your mouth. it also pulls muscles in your eyes for better strectch
3-It never gets the chance to dry- leave lid off and eventually it'll stick
4-either have morals wont abuse to power..i wont cheat..or there no differnt then you and me .. waiting for the big ticket..
5-This is like Carlin's ';Why is infinitesimal such a long word?'; [minor edit]
Why is 'eternal' shorter than 'momentary'?
...and 'eon' shorter than 'nanosecond'?
How is it possible to read the word 'invisible'?
just who cares? really...
6-';1839 when the London Prize Ring Rules introduced the use of a 24 square-foot boxing ring with ropes surrounding it. Also known as the 鈥楶ugilistic Benevolent Society鈥?this was to mark the end of the days when spectators formed a 鈥榬ing鈥?around the fighters.'; and also people use to gather around circle the fighters and thats why its called ';boxing ring'; ring of fighters...
7-This from a mortician: ';When rigor mortis sets in, the fluid in the body becomes tight and constricts, which, on occasion, causes the body to move involuntarily. When a body is placed in a coffin, the lid is nailed shut to prevent an arm or leg from forcefully opening the casket. Although I imagine it was also done in the past to help deter grave robbers.';
Today though the coffin is locked rather than nailed shut.
8-The word 'practice' has many meanings listed in the dictionary. One of them is: The exercise of a profession
9-Rain is a liquid thus it is heavier than air. It would drop through the air whereas snow, even though it is COMPOSED of water, is in a solid state. Thus it would fall because of the solid state of the water. Hail falls in like manner.
The same reason wind blows, the sun shines and the moon . . . what does the moon do?
The moon glows.... like really you had to ask that one?
10-they wanted to confuse you so you ask questions like this
11-concentration on one focus..
12-artificial flavours are cheaper than natural
13-because you usually go broke
14-it counts the 'seconds'
the minute hand counts the minutes
the hour hand counts the hours..
15-your rushing to get home
16-Both the top of your hand and the top of your foot are referred to as dorsal surfaces, or the dorsum...really who cares? do we not have enough **** to remember?
17-How do you know it ISN'T mouse-flavored?...he would just play with it
18-no it becomes a crime ..and you need to talk to some docs in white coats
19-yes just like you would ...
20-no..
21-People in China call their fancy plates Djibouti. This is because very early in Chinese History, an emperor acquired some very fancy dishes. But, he didn't know what to call them. They were such pretty plates, he wanted to use them for something other than eating. He called upon his daughters. One said ';Why don't we use them as hats!'; she put it on her head, and ran around the room. The plates fell off and broke. ';That is not their purpose'; the Emperor said. His other daughter looked at the plates with a thoughtful look on her face. Then she sat on the plates, and spun around a few times. 'Look father!'; She exclaimed. ';They're perfect for the booty to sit on. They're not uncomfortable at all!'; ';Great discovery!'; the emperor cried. ';We must all give thanks to Djibouti
22-Coccinellidae. Is the most proper (Latin name) for it identifies both sexes. Ladybug is the slang for both sexes.
23-probably the color of their eyebrows facial hair, whatever. you know you fill out your own drivers license .. or clear
24-Because they follow The Rules
25-Well it is all in the orign of the words. The word pants is derrived from an old anglosaxin word Pantaloons which was shortened by removing the letters aloon from pantaloons. This left the word pants which we use today. The word ';shirt'; derrives from the Cerrulian Galic word Shir meaning ';arm cover'; When a word is made plural in this dialect the letter ';t'; is added to the end of the parent word.
26-time of season when tourists are present...you can shoot aslong as your prepared for the consequences
27-form of photo id
28-because there all sorts of silent this silent that words..some douchebag had to make this complicated
29-Any highway built under the auspices of the Federal Aid Highway Act of 1956 and funded by the federal governent is called an interstate highway, even if it doesn't cross state lines. In fact, there are many local routes that lie entirely within a single state funded by the Act
30-Because there is no way hundreds of passengers could possibly safely jump out of a commercial airpla
these are all obvious questions. look at #44
ill answer anyways.
1.bc it just does
2.bc they cant
3.wouldnt u like know.....
4.cuz they dont win
5.bc if it was shorter then it would be a different word
6.if it wasnt a square then it wouldnt be a boxing ring
7.its not
8.why is what ninjas do an ';art';
9.rain can fall too.
10.you dont have 2. just press the power button
11.cuz its screwing with ur head
12.real lemons taste like crap
13.he cheats u and makes u broke
14.wtf r u using watches with hands for? times have changed
15.everybodies rushing to make peace and wait in the traffic jam.
16.there is. its called ';the tops of your feet';
17.its bound to be artificial
18.first of all, if u throw a ';cat';out of a window it wont turn into a ';kitten';2nd of all, who the f*** would do such a thing?!!?
19,no hes just dizzy
20.yeah! just w8 til tomorrow morning after today noon
21.do i look chinese 2 u?im just a gray man with no face
22.a male ladybug
23.check his underwear for some hair.
24.they're just neat freaks
soz no time to finish the rest. =[.......
pretty sure you could google these and it would have taken you less time. however the mascara one is because you want to widen your eyes to get the lashes without getting your eye ball and opening your mouth pulls the skin down and you usally raise your eye brows which pulls the top skin that way.
1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Cellular transport
2. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Because...
3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
The plastic
4. Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?
Because they are to busy looking in the past
5. Why is abbreviated such a long word?
For practive abbreviating that...abrv.
6. Why is a boxing ring square?
Because it is more evenly spaced
7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Incase they become zombies and take other the world
8. Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?
Because they aren't proffesionals, but the hobo down the street is...
9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Snow is heavier
10. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start?
Old design
11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
To concentrait instead of headbanging and missing it
12. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Because they can recreat the taste with art, but you need the real chemicals to clean
13. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Because you're gonna be broke when he is done
14. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
WHAT?
15. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
You are rushing in slow traffic, making you stressed
16. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
Because...scientists are lazy
17. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
That's mean...
18. If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?
LOL YES
19. If you take an Asian person and spin him around several times does he become disoriented?
Yes
20. Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
No
21. What do people in China call their good plates?
America
22. What do you call a male ladybug?
Male Nurse
23. What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
Anything that blends with the Background
24. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
....
25. Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only 1 bra?
Because
26. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Terrorist...
27. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
ID
28. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
To trick illegal immigrants
29. Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
They are big
30. Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?
That explains the airport for ya...
31. Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
To make a quick buck
32. Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
No
33. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
Walks
34. If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?
To stop burglars if that cashier gets a heist in...
35. You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of it?
To expensive
36. If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
Freedom
37. If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
Squeeze that lil baby!
38. If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
No, pee
39. If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
You become chewbacca
40. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
Oh, thats what that is
41. Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
We have a stupid country
42. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Hahaha
43. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Seperate rooms
44. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Totally
45. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Again with the stupidity of the airport.
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